Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Relaxation!

Relaxation
"Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement."~Johann Georg von Zimmermann~
Lets talk about, Bacon Press People, today. Yes you read it right, Bacon Press People! Who are they and what do they do? They usually have one foot in the frying pan and the other bandaged because it was in there the day before. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders and let you know it, every last stinking detail. You just can't seem to drain the fat from these kind of people. Stuck in the coagulated state of misery even when the heat is turned off. Laying flat and enjoying the aroma of their existence is beyond the cast iron of their being. Spatting their hot grease everywhere, yet nothing accomplished, their ruffled edges in the way. This condition is magnified tenfold when this type of personality just happens to be in charge! They tend to be a little more charred.
Do we have someone in mind that fits this description? I say you get them an old coffee can, drain the fat, lid it and place it under the sink along side the Drano. Remember those days? Bacon fat always made everything taste so good. Not anymore Kimosabe! 
Studies show this type of fat can kill you. Clogging those arteries that lead to the inability to acquire one's truth. Lift that Bacon Press, people, recognize this condition may be yours, jump into a hammock and let the fat drain, yes, just let it melt away!!! We need a healthy heart to let the love in and repair the damage!


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5 comments:

Louisiana Belle said...

Haha, great analogy! I do know someone like that! I'll have to remember your words and then smile. Have a great day, my creative little wordsmith friend. :)

Kristy said...

So true! Beautiful photo too!

Linda Makiej said...

oh my GOSH!! I read this right after finding out I may have gall-bladder problems and must eat a really healthy diet!!!! (that's right folks - no BACON!)
So this was the first post I read after speaking with the MD - I am still laughing!! and you are SO RIGHT!!!
YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!!

Pat said...

Lovely photo! Looks like a great place to relax.

hootnonny said...

The pic is lovely and serene. The Bacon Press people - I know a few!

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